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THE TALE OF FAT SPIDERMAN...
Fat Spiderman, Fat Spiderman,
Had himself a little too much ham.
Will he sit? Or will he stand?
Or will he stretch-out his waistband?
Watch out! Or you'll walk into Fat Spiderman!
(alternate ending: Watch out! Or you'll have to walk quickly away from Fat Spiderman!)
And what's that? Fat Spiderman has a side kick!!??
Criminals beware!
Busted by Way Too Big Chaplin!
